The Oscars are strange. I’ve seen the movies, I enjoyed a good number of them, yet I’m never quite satisfied when the award show is over. There are of course the moments where Queen Amidala, Batman, the Joker, and a Tarantino Nazi win the trophies, but that just isn’t enough. (Natalie Portman and Christian Bale did not win for their performances in Star Wars and Batman, but for their work in Black Swan and The Fighter respectively.)
What if there was an Oscars that wasn’t contingent on the opinions of Hollywood insiders living within their politically pretentious bubble in Sunny California? The People’s Choice awards don’t fill that void for me. I don’t know the specifics of who would vote for these non-Oscars, but if it were me, here’s how the nominations would play out. For now, let’s say those films nominated in the real show are disqualified from this one.
The main goal for each nominee is the accessibility to the common moviegoer. Would you be more invested in an Oscars ceremony with the following nominees?
Best Actor:
Joel Edgerton- Warrior
Joseph Gordon Levitt- 50/50
Hugh Jackman- Real Steel
Daniel Radcliffe- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. II
Best Supporting Actor:
Kyle Chandler- Super 8
Ryan Gosling- Crazy, Stupid, Love
Alan Rickman- Harry potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. II
Andy Serkis- Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Best Actress:
Kirsten Dunst- Melancholia
Saorise Ronan- Hanna
Jodie Whittaker- Attack the Block
Kristin Wiig- Bridesmaids
Best Supporting Actress:
Amber Heard- The Rum Diary
Anna Kendrick- 50/50
Jennifer Morrison- Warrior
Emma Stone- Crazy, Stupid, Love
Best Picture:
50/50
Bridesmaids
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. II
Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Super 8
Warrior
Somehow, Rio still got snubbed!
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